http://phonyholmes.com/2006/07/28/me-and-my-blubaru/ Official blog of Rodfather, phoniest man alive Wed, 13 Jul 2011 06:34:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://phonyholmes.com/2006/07/28/me-and-my-blubaru/comment-page-1/#comment-13 Ryan Mon, 31 Jul 2006 20:00:24 +0000 http://phonyholmes.com/?p=62#comment-13 Do you remember that scene from the 40 Year Old Virgin? It pops in my head everytime somebody mentions Coldplay. Do you remember that scene from the 40 Year Old Virgin? It pops in my head everytime somebody mentions Coldplay.

]]> http://phonyholmes.com/2006/07/28/me-and-my-blubaru/comment-page-1/#comment-12 Rodfather Sun, 30 Jul 2006 01:22:26 +0000 http://phonyholmes.com/?p=62#comment-12 That sucks That sucks

]]> http://phonyholmes.com/2006/07/28/me-and-my-blubaru/comment-page-1/#comment-11 Ryan Sat, 29 Jul 2006 18:05:50 +0000 http://phonyholmes.com/?p=62#comment-11 Cal: [David and Cal Playing a video Game] You're *gay* now? David: No, I'm not gay I'm just celibate. Cal: I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now". David: You're gay for saying that. Cal: I'm gay for saying that? David: You know how I know you're gay? Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay? David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts. Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more. David: You know how I know that you're gay? Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are. David: You know how I know you're gay? Cal: How? David: You like Coldplay. Cal: [David and Cal Playing a video Game] You’re *gay* now?
David: No, I’m not gay I’m just celibate.
Cal: I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like… there’s this and then in a year it’s like, “Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys” and then there’s the big, “Oh I’m I’m a g-gay guy now”.
David: You’re gay for saying that.
Cal: I’m gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you’re gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I’m gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you’re* gay? You just told me you’re not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you’re gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you’re gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you’re gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

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